I've Been a Bad Girl

[elyxer]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In February I gave _alicesprings a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I set whydylan's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July adrtylilsecret and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In September I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In October I bought porn for hsbfc (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-103 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, elyxer

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[hsbfc.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the porn!